My blog following list has increased by one! And considering that, 'Between one and nothing lies an infinity', it's a pretty damn good achievement. Mathematics today, tomorrow...
...No, not the world. How could you be so silly? No, tomorrow is a day of quiet contemplation. I don't have time to conquer the world, thank'ee.
Operant Jonas to Birds Nest: Stop making me want to blog and let me sleep instead.
Now, where's that ill-conceived menial gone...
Jonas out.
-zZz-
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Chawbacons and Yodelling Loafers
I woke up this morning at 6 a.m, owing to the efforts of a whistling tramp who had the effrontery to knock at my door requesting alms. I sicked Cribbins on him, which turned out to be a bad idea - It transpired that the tramp is in fact an ex-boxer, who blacked Cribbins' eye for him before the poor fellow had the chance to set about the vagrant in his old Cockney style. 'You really must learn the art of pugilism, dear fellow' I told him. 'That's the ticket for soup - None of this windmilling business with those chaps: A straight left with a right cut would have seen that fellow oozing claret afore he had a chance to lay one on you.' He proceeded to curse me in good order, whereat I drew my riding crop - Damned handy, those things - And he fled into the servants' cloister to minister his injured optic and pride.
In other news, I have finally relocated and am building my new website. That's three cheers and a tiger, please! Hurrah!
In other news, I have finally relocated and am building my new website. That's three cheers and a tiger, please! Hurrah!
That Scallion Cribbins
Finally, I've set up a blog! Herein, dear reader, you will find musings from the Man of the Manor. His name is Jonas Dalton, and claims to be something of a Daoist. He reads, he writes, he listens. He even runs scented baths and gives foot and back massages...
More to follow!
More to follow!
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